Friend:u cant be a wife

Friend:u dont know how to be one

Friend:i dont see anything wifey in u

Me:yeah like u know how to be a husband

Me:lol

Friend:u wud thrash me to death if i married u

Me:exactly

Me:how the hell did u know

Me: dammit :-)

Me: you are clairvoyant

Friend:see my instincts r pretty good